Below are the 3 most recent journal entries recorded in forsenics' LiveJournal:

Saturday, April 8th, 2006
6:11 pm	You flaming weenie bastard, you are so good at that We'll stick your tiny little penis in a grinder And then catch it in a vat Then we'll sell it to your mom you see, She'll cook it up for dinner And you will all want some more to eat Of this delicious roasted sinner. I will grind the rest of your body off Just as slowly as I can With not a drop of anaesthesia, You don't deserve it, man. Your whole family will come over And they all will eat you up And they'll even ask for seconds And have a royal supp. For they all just think it's turkey Which it is, when you think it through Cos you are just such a jerky. But we're 'bout to fix that too. Current Mood: pissed off (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 5th, 2006
5:36 pm	So sad today, no real reason. Called Sarah, then realized that she was on a field trip. I guess she was in the bathroom of the college when she answered her phone (she's got a trackphone, but not a cell phone). Which reminds me, what the hell kind of person carries around a trackphone instead of a cellphone?...Oh my fuck! This is a serious entry! This is horrible! I hate seriousim (is that even a word?). Ishibish...NAKED PEOPLE! Current Mood: sad (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, April 3rd, 2006
5:38 pm	I'm sittin flicking chickens and I'm looking through the pickins when these scary looking guys break down my wall. Well I didn't even know them and they grabbed me by the scrotum and they started playing ping-pong with my balls. Oh the agony, Oh the shame. To make my privates public via game? Hehe. I saw Sarah's hynie! Current Mood: horny (1 Comment |Comment on this)